Surprise.

I'm not actually in a mood to write anything at this moment
I was a few days ago
But then laziness kicked in.
It's very powerful, laziness.
Sometimes you just have to ask
Why fight it?
Laziness can kick your ass
Or
Considering the very nature of laziness
It can provide a comfy cushion from the ass-kicking
that you get in "important" life.
"Important" life is serious.
"Important" life is demanding.
Laziness doesn't really give a damn.

Hard to fight that sometimes
...make that all the time.

The downside of laziness
is the feeling that you should be doing something more
...important.
Laziness leads down some bad roads
Sadness, Depression, Anger, Insecurity, Pants-lessness
(Argue if you want to, but the inability to wear pants is a sure sign of laziness)
To be fair
Not all pant-lessness is bad.
Can't have sex through pants
...well, maybe through a skirt and a zipper...
but a skirt isn't pants.
I digress.

My dearest friend
My worst enemy
My loyal ally
My bitter nemesis

Laziness,
You are all these things and more.

To you I would write an ode
Yet, you'd keep me from expressing my true feeling
You're a crafty one
Yet oh so very simple.
Perplexing
Yet so obvious.

I don't understand you
Yet, I don't want to.

Why do you torment me laziness?
Why do you love me laziness?
Why do I keep you so close?
How have you managed to win me over?
I don't know.
I never do.
You always win.

Laziness, you are superior
Yet
You feel inferior.
I am confused...and at ease.

Surely
Surely there is victory to be found
Surely somewhere there is a place you cannot touch
There must be.

I will find it
I must find it
...I won't find it, will I?
Because you win, laziness.
You win again.

...You always win.