Scooter

I went to the pool the other day
Finally.
I swear it's been like 3 years
since I've even seen water in one place like that.
It was fun
A bit over-chlorinated
But hey
If I worked at a public pool, I'd do that shit to.
People are dirty man.

And even if they're not
Their kids are.

No offense to children
they can't really help it.

"Aw the little baby pooped in the pool"

That shit ain't cute
That's disgusting.
I don't care if its the next poster child for Gerber
Poop is poop dammit.

Anyway
Wherever I go
I still smell chlorinated water.
I don't know why this is.
Does my body miss the pool?
Or did I just forget to wash a towel?
It's confusing.

I think I might start a new series of posts
Based on the things I hear at work
and the things that make me shake my head at my girlfriend.
We'll see how this turns out.

In other news
I'm pretty sure I've decided on my tattoo placement
now its just a matter of text-style
and places to get it done.

But why get a tattoo?
It's not different.
It's not unusual.
It's not unique.

You're right, it's not.
Sometimes I do things that aren't unusual.
That's unusual for me.
Therefore it counts.